It took me about a month to work up the courage to go to the glory hole and not be the one sticking my dick through the hole. I'm not just going to suck one dick then leave I'm going for an two hours and will suck as many come through unless they're filthy. I rock up to the dunnies and there's cars out front which is a good sign. I'm guessing both cubicles are occupied so tiptoe in but only one was, so I went in the other. Dropped my shorts, pulled my t-shirt over my shoulders to show my chest and sat down. I was shaking a bit. Leaned forward and peaked through the hole to see another tradie Read more
Dirty Talk #11 - A Voyeurs Dream
I went to a market a few years ago, and it was the most honest scenario that made me discover a hidden wonder - I was busting for a shit. I ran into the men's toilet and didn't even scope the place I just ran to a free cubicle and sat down. It wasn't til I'd dropped the coil that I actually looked around and took in where I was... The the first thing I noticed was the cubicle partition walls had a pretty decent gap underneath them, bigger than usual. Then I looked at the walls and saw a perfectly folded and rolled bit of paper plugging a hole. I barely saw it cause it was the same colour as Read more
Dirty Talk #10 - I Happened Upon a Glory Hole
I found a glory hole a few years back - I went in and check it out a few times but there was never anyone there. I'd build it up so much inside my head, fantasising about what was going to happen there one day when I went. The anticipation probably ruined it so many times cause I would be a bit excited then get let down over and over. After maybe 10 or so failed attempts, I was walking from the car and I heard a bloke cough, and it came from the direction of the toilets. I sped up my walk and got in there, it was a typical public toilet block with 2 cubicles and a small urinal. The glory hol Read more
Dirty Talk #9 - Peeping Tom Gets a Show
I had invited a guy over again who had come over for a go of the milker once before. He was a tradie like me, big uncut cock, beautiful to watch it get wanked or milked my the machine, but I hadn't got to feel it or wank it myself yet. The last time he come over he rang the front doorbell, so as we approached the time he was due to come over, I thought "I should message him and tell him to just come up the side and in through the side shed door, as its a regular opening door as opposed to the sliding door I mainly use." Reason I thought that is so I could close the blinds over the sliding doo Read more
Dirty Talk: #8 - Truckies in the Roadhouse Showers
They're disappearing fast but out my neck of the woods there are still a few of those old 'Roadhouse' joints, its a combo of a petrol station, take away food, a big sitting area with tables and chairs you can actually move, and then the facilities - the usual big toilets with loads of cubicles, but then down around the corner past the toilets there are the showers. Similar layout to the toilets, in the sense that there's a row of cubicles, only difference is they're a bit bigger and they've got showers in them instead of a dunny. The walls separating the cubicles has a decent gap under it, if Read more
Dirty Talk: #7 - Docking & Footy Creampie
This one's a double feature - couldn't believe my luck. Part 1 - Witnessing my First Docking in Real Life There's a toilet block at a footy oval in a nearby town that I swing past sometimes, no ones ever using the oval, and its pretty out of the way, but every so often I get there and see 3 or 4 tradie utes scattered around the car park and I know I'm going to get to watch something pretty fkn horny. I usually get hard walking to the toilet block - which is an old brick one with 4 cubicles and a long urinal. lt's dead silent so you easily hear cars approaching, and the gravel path tha Read more
Dirty Talk: Pub Peeping #6 - Stocky Bearded 3-Way
..........This is part of the 'PEEPING AT THE PUB' series of stories. PRE-AMBLE from other post: "Pumped Up Cocks Make You Show-Off" (skip if you've read it once) Sometimes I pop into the pub too and have a beer then try to arouse someone at the urinal so I can watch them wank off over the stall wall. I've been doing this for about 6 months, probably at least once a fortnight. I'm always careful and never go into the toilet more than once, and as soon as I've seen a bit of cock I go home. Sometimes I can't trigger someone to have a wank so end up going home and going back onto Read more
Dirty Talk: Pub Peeping #5 - Aussie Sparkys Rudder
..........This is part of the 'PEEPING AT THE PUB' series of stories. PRE-AMBLE from other post: "Pumped Up Cocks Make You Show-Off" (skip if you've read it once) Sometimes I pop into the pub too and have a beer then try to arouse someone at the urinal so I can watch them wank off over the stall wall. I've been doing this for about 6 months, probably at least once a fortnight. I'm always careful and never go into the toilet more than once, and as soon as I've seen a bit of cock I go home. Sometimes I can't trigger someone to have a wank so end up going home and going back onto Read more
Dirty Talk: Pub Peeping #4 - Purple Headed Serbian
..........This is part of the 'PEEPING AT THE PUB' series of stories. PRE-AMBLE from other post: "Pumped Up Cocks Make You Show-Off" (skip if you've read it once) Sometimes I pop into the pub too and have a beer then try to arouse someone at the urinal so I can watch them wank off over the stall wall. I've been doing this for about 6 months, probably at least once a fortnight. I'm always careful and never go into the toilet more than once, and as soon as I've seen a bit of cock I go home. Sometimes I can't trigger someone to have a wank so end up going home and going back onto Read more
Dirty Talk: Pub Peeping #3 - Reverse Kanga Brit
..........This is part of the 'PEEPING AT THE PUB' series of stories. PRE-AMBLE from other post: "Pumped Up Cocks Make You Show-Off" (skip if you've read it once) Sometimes I pop into the pub too and have a beer then try to arouse someone at the urinal so I can watch them wank off over the stall wall. I've been doing this for about 6 months, probably at least once a fortnight. I'm always careful and never go into the toilet more than once, and as soon as I've seen a bit of cock I go home. Sometimes I can't trigger someone to have a wank so end up going home and going back onto Read more
Dirty Talk: Pub Peeping #2 - Muscled Tradie
..........This is part of the 'PEEPING AT THE PUB' series of stories. PRE-AMBLE from other post: "Pumped Up Cocks Make You Show-Off" (skip if you've read it once) Sometimes I pop into the pub too and have a beer then try to arouse someone at the urinal so I can watch them wank off over the stall wall. I've been doing this for about 6 months, probably at least once a fortnight. I'm always careful and never go into the toilet more than once, and as soon as I've seen a bit of cock I go home. Sometimes I can't trigger someone to have a wank so end up going home and going back onto Read more
Dirty Talk: Pub Peeping #1 - Greek Uncle Pole Pull
..........This is part of the 'PEEPING AT THE PUB' series of stories. PRE-AMBLE from other post: "Pumped Up Cocks Make You Show-Off" (skip if you've read it once) Sometimes I pop into the pub too and have a beer then try to arouse someone at the urinal so I can watch them wank off over the stall wall. I've been doing this for about 6 months, probably at least once a fortnight. I'm always careful and never go into the toilet more than once, and as soon as I've seen a bit of cock I go home. Sometimes I can't trigger someone to have a wank so end up going home and going back onto the mi Read more
Dirty Talk: Pumped Up Cocks Make You Show-Off
Framing paragraph from my bio: I also bought a high end cock milking machine with some receivers (tubes) from SeriousKit. This gear has to be experienced to be believed. I settle in for the night sometimes in my shed, have a bungee cable hanging from the roof that takes the weight of the receiver, then I slide it onto my cock and get sucked off for hours. My rig sucks so well that it also pumps your cock up, mine usually ends up twice the size. I start oozing cum about 30 mins in, and it doesn't stop until I blow, so I usually end up with a creamy puddle around my knob that almost Read more
Dirty Talk: Part 3 - Tradie's Encore
So just a short recap: Been speaking with a couple of blokes up near me on here exchanging messages for a while. One was a tradie on the downlow like me, straight, married and a bit bent. The other was a guy who was wanting to buy a milking machine and completely fixated on them. Lets refer to them as 'Tradie' and 'Milkman'. The three events happened in pretty rapid succession not long ago. Because of the messages and comments youse cunts send me, I'm guessing you're going to get off on all of it which is the whole point of my filthy account of debauchery AND anonymity, so fuck it, I Read more
Dirty Talk: Part 2 - Milkman's Demo
So just a short recap: Been speaking with a couple of blokes up near me on here exchanging messages for a while. One was a tradie on the downlow like me, straight, married and a bit bent. The other was a guy who was wanting to buy a milking machine and completely fixated on them. Lets refer to them as 'Tradie' and 'Milkman'. The three events happened in pretty rapid succession not long ago. Because of the messages and comments youse cunts send me, I'm guessing you're going to get off on all of it which is the whole point of my filthy account of debauchery AND anonymity, so fuck it, I Read more
Dirty Talk: Part 1 - Only a Matter of Time
You'll all probably smirk and say "I knew it" or " I told you". Yes you knew. Yes you told me. But no-one likes a smart arse hahaha. Been speaking with a couple of blokes up near me on here exchanging messages for a while. One was a tradie on the downlow like me, straight, married and a bit bent. The other was a guy who was wanting to buy a milking machine and completely fixated on them. Lets refer to them as 'Tradie' and 'Milkman'. The three events happened in pretty rapid succession not long ago. Because of the messages and comments youse cunts send me, I'm guessing you're Read more
Dirty Talk: Cock Milking Machines
I get asked a lot about my Milking Machine - so I thought I'd do a post. I have two machines, The Tremblr was my first one and favorite, but eventually after watching every fucking milking machine video on the internet I had to try the Venus too cause its popular as. So I bought one of them too. These are two of the best machines available, only beaten by a Serious Kit unit but they are really over the top and very noisy. These two are discrete and quiet. They didn't hit the mark for me though so I went rogue and customised my setup. Read more
Want a Private Video Where You Pick the Dildo?
My wish-list of Hankeys Toys dildos is huge. So's the cash needed to buy them. I'll gradually get em over time, but if you like my vids and want a private one you can pick the dildo you want to see me ram up my arse and send me a gift card for that amount from Manhaus in Melbourne and I'll buy it then record your private vid. Manhaus is a really good shop I wish I could go more often but its 5.5 hours drive. Since youre paying, I'll make sure you get your moneys worth. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Read more
Dirty Talk: My First Accidental XXL Dildo
I told this story to a friend on here the other night. Re read it the next day and thought it was pretty horny so I copied it all over and fixed a heap of typos and posting it here in case others would enjoy it too. Let me know what you think and if I should share more of my hopeless perverted adventures. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Yeah I've been buggaring myself for a few years now. Wasn't exciting at the start cause I was just buying shit dildos from local sex shops, then I found Hankeys To Read more